Things I've lost while being pregnant...
- The remote (Trav found it in the fridge, next to the milk. hehe. oops?)
- My drivers license (had to get a new one and I totally have "jay leno chin" in my picture. I might just loose it again so I can get a new one taken)
- My wallet (left it at the grocery store twice, on top of my car at the gas station once, and many other various locations dozens of times--heaven knows how I still have it)
- My work ID badge.
- My camera battery charger. (You have a spare Dad?)
- My sphincter muscles. (Travis: "Can't you hold those in???? Or at least muffle the sound, geez!")
- My Brain.
3 comments:
I'm sorry....Tell that husband of yours that the mind will clear and flatulence will disappear but mean comments will stay forever!omo
Pregnant or not, I'll give you a run for your money. Just make me some quesadillas and give me 30 minutes.
brrrt
Add some popcorn and Paco is positively flaming.....did I just say that?
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