5.21.2009

Things I've lost while being pregnant...

  • The remote (Trav found it in the fridge, next to the milk. hehe. oops?)
  • My drivers license (had to get a new one and I totally have "jay leno chin" in my picture. I might just loose it again so I can get a new one taken)
  • My wallet (left it at the grocery store twice, on top of my car at the gas station once, and many other various locations dozens of times--heaven knows how I still have it)
  • My work ID badge.
  • My camera battery charger. (You have a spare Dad?)
  • My sphincter muscles. (Travis: "Can't you hold those in???? Or at least muffle the sound, geez!")
  • My Brain.

3 comments:

Mrs. Esplin English 11 said...

I'm sorry....Tell that husband of yours that the mind will clear and flatulence will disappear but mean comments will stay forever!omo

Paco said...

Pregnant or not, I'll give you a run for your money. Just make me some quesadillas and give me 30 minutes.

brrrt

Mrs. Esplin English 11 said...

Add some popcorn and Paco is positively flaming.....did I just say that?