6.11.2009

It's the MODERN solution!

I had so many questions while watching this...
  • When was this idea conceived?
  • Was it a fat guy that came up with it?
  • Perhaps he was fat + short arms (18" too short)?
  • Where do you put it after you're done?
  • What if you miss?
  • That's a GRABBER at the end of that thing. Do you want a grabber thingy down there?
  • How do you hold the thing? Does one hold it like a stick horse or do the reach-around?
  • How else could this be used? (be creative now!)
  • How come Billy Mays wasn't pitching this? If there was any person born to sell this thing, it would be Billy Mays.
  • Should we get one for Shirls?

Are you wondering what Paco is talking about? Well, wait no longer!!! ...

2 comments:

Mrs. Esplin English 11 said...

LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!! A few questions of my own. Was it designed by a man or a woman? Why in the heck would someone be using something to wash their back in the shower that had just come full circle through the butt crack? Is it consumer conscious? What do you do if the job requires more product that will fit in the grabber? If you miss, do you use a second one to wash it? Wouldn't chocolate brown be a better color than blue? What do you do if you need to scratch but you haven't got enough paper to accommodate? It does have merit. If you got the timing down, the grabber thingy could do a little man scaping at the same time. Carson, all the practice with the manual dexterity on games will come in handy.

The Bergy's said...

Carson, you are my hero! Annie let me look on her iphone while I was in the hospital with Jaynie. It was the only time I laughed the whole week! Keep em coming!